Sunday, September 25, 2011

Special PE

General update about my life. I have enrolled in a Special PE Masters program at the U of U. Don't worry, I still want BYU and USC to win every time they play against the Utes. Kiki may witness to the fact that I was not very chipper during last week's little game last week. I wouldn't mind the Utes so much if it wasn't for their classless fans. (Yes, I just went all Max Hall, may his football career rest in peace, on you.) I really do like most of the people I have met at the U.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Karate Chop

So the other morning I was half asleep and I blindly reached over o pt my arm around my wife. I felt my arm karate chopped down. Rejection. My eyes were still closed but I tried again. A second karate chop lowered my arm. As my arm fell from the force of the chop I opened my eyes and saw that the chop was not a karate chop at all. Nor was it from my wife. Nora was betwixt Kiki and I and had kicked my arms down both times. Awesome. Didn't know the little one had ventured into our bed.